Love pays the rent

A guy walks into a post office one day to see
a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter
methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright
pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He
then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying
scent all over them

His curiosity getting the better of him, he
goes up to the balding man and asks him what
he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000
Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?"

"I'm a divorce lawyer,"


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