Secret to a long life

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking
in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,"
she said. "What's your secret for a long happy

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,"
he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week,
eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old
are you

"Twenty-six," he said.


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