Secret to a long life
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking
in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,"
she said. "What's your secret for a long happy
life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,"
he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week,
eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old
are you?'
"Twenty-six," he said.
in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,"
she said. "What's your secret for a long happy
life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,"
he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week,
eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old
are you?'
"Twenty-six," he said.