Punk and old guy
Punk walks into a pub with flourescent orange and green hair, tattered trousers, tattered shoes, vest with holes through it, walks next to an old man sitting by the pub and orders a drink, after a while he gets conscious that the old man is staring at him"whats the matter haven't you ever done anything wild when you were young"? he askes the old manwithout missing a beat the old man says "sure when I was young I joined the navy, I went to thailand and had sex with a parrot thought you were my son".