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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up
to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

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A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00

When The postal authorities received the letter addressed to : God , USA , ... they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down and wrote a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God , Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC. Do you know those bureaucrats deducted $95.00 in taxes!

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Strange interesting facts

1) Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

2) Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.

3) A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.

4) People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.

5) When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!

6) Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.

7) Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

8) Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

9) The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

10) The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

11) The average housefly lives for one month.

12) 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

13) A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

14) The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

15) Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.

16) Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

17) The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.

18) The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.

19) John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie."

20) Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.

21) In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

22) Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.

23) The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

24) Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.

25) Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.

26) If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

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