Funny job advert: Elvis Impressionist

' Elvis ' wanted for fun times, must be early elvis and not the fat or dead one.
Will be paid in chocolate kisses (from Joe). Will be required to parade infront of friends and family and be prepared to take alot of stick as we much prefer shakin stevens. Will be given every other third wednesday in june as a day off.

Must be ready and willing to be tarred and feathered on occasion and make pigeon noises for sexual pleasure.

MUST enjoy Eastenders and be able to mimic pat butcher on demand
, as I find her mildly attractive and think I would enjoy her company.
If you are interested in this position please dont not hesitate to call me on your phone number.
many thanks.
Bruce Wayne
Hugs and Kisses


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