Blonde at a football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind the bench. After the
game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she said, "especially the really
tight pants and all of the big muscles, but I just couldn't
understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What on earth do you mean?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then
for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: "Get
the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"
They had great seats right behind the bench. After the
game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she said, "especially the really
tight pants and all of the big muscles, but I just couldn't
understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What on earth do you mean?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then
for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: "Get
the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"