This blind guy walked into a department store with his seeing-eye
dog and headed straight for the men's department. Surrounded
by pajamas and neckties, he proceeded to come to a stop,
pick up his German Shepherd by the hind legs, and swing
the dog around and around in a circle.
A startled clerk ran over to him, saying loudly, "Sir...
may I help you with anything?"
"No thanks," said the blind man, "just looking."