There once was a married couple whose relationship was good except for one thing. The husband had a terrible farting problem. After an extremely fart filled day the wife told the husband that one day he's going to fart all of his insides out. He told her she was crazy and went to take a nap. While the husband was napping the wife started to prepare dinner. She then thought of a funny prank to play on him. She took the insides of the chicken she was cooking and put them under the sheets in bed next to the husband's rear. After a while she heard some comotion upstairs. She could hardley hold in her laughter when he came running down the stairs looking quite distraught. "You were right," said the husband, "I farted all of my insides out........ but thank god, I was able to get them all back in!"