Tommy and Wendy are so in love. They are so in love that as a testament to his love for her, Tommy decides to get a tattoo of Wendy's name on his penis. When flaccid, you can just see the W and the Y. They are so in love, they decide to get married. Wendy and Tommy go to Montego Bay for their honeymoon. They are having a great time. Ah, love. In a public toilet Tommy is using the urinal and sees another man, a local, with the same tattoo on his penis: a W and a Y at the end. 'Hey!' he says, 'you love a girl named Wendy too!?' 'No mon, it says WELCOME TO JAMAICA MON, HAVE A NICE DAY!'